The BBC used to be a great
institution, renowned all over the world as a benchmark for
broadcasting standards. They brought us Monty Python and
Fawlty Towers, a rich diet of music (and I mean real music,
not overpaid pop stars) and drama, and of course
well-researched documentaries and nature programmes. Some of
that still exists, but their content now is ever-increasingly
ratings conscious and we have to endure endless logos and
adverts for their programmes. Anything “highbrow” seems to
embarrass them and is relegated to the graveyard shift or
digital channels; Estuary English is rife in the broadcasting
service that brought us the term “BBC English” and we don’t
even get much decent sport any more. Just before writing this
(November 2008) there was a scandal where two of the more
talentless BBC radio presenters left obscene messages on the
answerphone of the veteran actor Andrew Sachs (best known as
Fawlty Towers's hapless Manuel), and the BBC did nothing about
it until they were inundated with complaints. Add the fact
that they have become a mouthpiece for the Labour Party and
I’ll freely admit that I think it is high time to make the BBC
a normal commercial channel and scrap the exorbitant licence
fee.
Still, for me one programme stands out as
a shining beacon among the gloom. That, of course, is Test Match Special. Aggers and his team continue to delight us year
after year with entertaining, informative cricket commentary. The cricket coverage is still quintessentially English, fair
and impartial to both the home and the visiting teams, and untainted by the political correctness which pervades so much of
their output. Even when rain stops play TMS is more entertaining than pretty much anything else the BBC have to offer. Yet
even here the BBC seem to want to spoil our fun. Basically, the internet TMS commentary on foreign tours is restricted to
UK broadband users only.
Now, I can readily accept the argument that
UK licence payers can’t be expected to pay for entertaining people living abroad, as a general principle. But in this
case, how much of a problem is that likely to be? Will there be millions of Americans, Europeans and Japanese tuning in to
get the latest score? Since most countries don’t give a monkey’s about cricket it’s hardly likely. The people
most likely to be affected are English expats like myself who have (and in my case at present, still do) paid the licence
fee for at least some of their lives.
Games played
in the UK don’t (yet) present a problem, but try to get the commentary for an Australian tour and the chances are that
the pop-up player (Real or Windows Media Player) will sit on “connecting” without making any progress. What actually
happens is that the BBC website recognises your IP address and blocks it if that IP address comes from a country other than
the UK. Your IP address is determined by your internet service provider so if, say, you live in Hungary the IP address will
identify this. Sometimes persistent clicking on the audio link can get you through by luck – maybe if a lot of people
are logging on at any one time it’s easier to slip past the net – but generally this takes a long time and is
very frustrating.
The way round this is to use a proxy server.
What happens is that instead of connecting directly to a web site, you connect to another server, which does this for you.
It’s like making a deal through an intermediary rather than directly. You need to find a proxy server in the UK, and
once you’ve set your computer correctly what will happen is that when you click on the TMS audio link, the BBC site
will see a UK IP address and let you through. So how do you do this?
Method
1: A palaver but free
You can do an internet
search for UK proxy servers and there is plenty of information
available. I would recommend this link: http://www.xroxy.com/proxy-country-GB.htm
Then do the following:
- In Internet
Explorer (6 or 7), click on the Tools menu and select
Internet Options
- Click on the Connections tab
- Click on the LAN Settings button
- Check the option to use a proxy server and
the greyed-out spaces for address and port will light
up
- Enter the IP address of the proxy server
and the port it requires
- Click OK to close the LAN Settings
dialogue box
- Click OK to close the Internet Options
dialogue box
- Try connecting to the commentary and you
should be able to listen to the cricket.